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“你有没有感觉,现在的人普遍浮躁,个个都想赚快钱,到处都是陷阱和骗局?就拿手机来说吧,接到的十个电话里,九个在推销、诈骗,你再看看楼下——”方超手持一把枪,站在酒店客房的窗户边,撩开两片窗帘,露出一条缝隙,指向对面的沿街店铺。“瞧,做中介的、治前列腺的、免费旅游、美容整形,还有各种融资理财,现在市面上尽是这些店。房租太贵,老老实实做买卖的都关门倒闭了,能活下来的全靠坑蒙拐骗!不过说来最可气的,还是路口那家足浴店!”

一旁正低头整理背包的刘直停下手,好奇地问:“洗脚的又怎么了?”

“我昨晚去了那家足浴店,结果真的给我洗脚!”

“要不然呢?”

方超转过身,来到换衣镜前,仔细检查脸上的胡子和假发,幽幽地说:“‘真正’的足浴店啊,是不洗脚的。”他回头看着一脸茫然的刘直,笑着拍拍刘直的肩膀。“走吧,等干完这票,我带你洗一回‘真正’的足浴!”

方超把手枪锁上保险,藏在腰后,刘直背上双肩包。两人从头到脚都做了连他们爸妈都认不出来的伪装,才从容地离开酒店,叫了辆出租车,径直驶到郊区的一个街口,走进一条巷子。他们穿行一阵,到了外面的马路上,又绕路走了一长段,最后来到了一个丁字路口。

对面的拐角处有一家中等规模的私人黄金店,正是他们蹲点多日后决定下手的目标。

方超观察了一会儿周围,低头看向手表,现在是下午四点半,很快,城市的晚高峰就会到来,时间和他计划的一样。他从口袋里掏出手机,按下了拨号键。

几秒钟后,距他们五公里外的市区,一家银行门口的花坛处,突然“砰”的一声,中间一棵拳头粗的冬青树直接被拦腰炸断,两辆停在旁边的电瓶车被炸飞几米远,现场顿时冒起滚滚浓烟,伴随着过往行人惊恐的尖叫,百米外一位驾驶汽车的女司机被吓得失控,导致多车追尾相撞。

紧接着,市区另外两条热闹街道也相继发生了类似的小规模爆炸事件。

几分钟后,报警电话蜂拥打入公安局。一时间,全市的大量警力奔赴三处现场。

十分钟后,方超打开了手机导航软件,看到市区主要道路皆已变成一片红色,说明整座城市彻底堵成一锅粥。他轻笑一声,朝刘直点下头,低声下令:“动手!”

两人套上胶皮手套,大步走向黄金店。快到店门口的监控区域前,他们快速抽出一张塑料面具戴在脸上,刘直拿出两张印有“停业装修”的贴纸,往店面玻璃门上左右一拍。两人闪身进店,关上门,方超掏手枪,刘直拿出一把长匕首,双双扑到店里三个猝不及防的女营业员面前,威胁着大喊:“都别动,抢劫,老实点,一动就开枪!”

方超持枪控制全局,刘直单手攥着匕首,抓住其中一个女营业员,推搡着将三人都赶到柜台旁边的一处角落集中起来,命她们蹲下身,双手露出抱住脑袋。

眨眼的工夫,黄金店已在两人的掌控之中。方超淡定地走上前,枪口在三个女人头上来回移动,从容不迫地说:“不要害怕,大家都配合点,把柜台的钥匙交出来,我们拿了东西就走,不伤人。”

三个女人蜷缩着靠在一起,吓得簌簌发抖,连头都不敢抬。

见她们浑然没有反应,刘直马上失去耐心,挥舞着匕首吼起来:“听见没有,快把钥匙交出来!老子数到三,不交就杀人了!一——”

“稳住,暴力解决不了问题。”方超打断道。他和刘直的作风完全不同,他一向认为抢劫也是要靠脑子的,暴力只是辅助手段,于是拿出他一贯的沉稳作风,不紧不慢地跟她们讲道理:“我相信你们一定是第一次遇到这样的事,你们肯定很害怕,你们在考虑要不要把钥匙交出来。其实道理很简单,你们上班赚多少?有必要为了这点儿工资搭上性命吗?记住一句话,命是自己的,钱是老板的!”

一个女人抬起头弱弱地:“我是老板。”